I don't like having to press spacebar to be able to shoot some enemies and the are in which the game takes place is too small as compared to the original.
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And then the game throws so much at me there is no where to dodge attacks, I'll bump into enemies, and my rage meter doesn't fill fast enough (fully upgraded too)...
Easteregg: Fast ejaculate - How to - On the screen that says play in the black circle, move your mouse pointer either up or down to increase the speed at which the sperm swim.
Remembering the Alamo
Dude! You just completed the Remembering the Alamo achievement in Storm the House 3 and won the Remembering the Alamo badge and 30 points!
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Any legitimate strategies for beating the final boss? I'm level 30, I have a purple sword req. lvl 30, heartstone jewel equipped, almost full champion (need breastplate and legs, don't know where to get them).
JamesLike Mar. 22, 2009
Any one got tips for uping the faction faster?
Only do quests for that faction, don't do quests for their rival faction. Example - Do merchant quests but not mercenary quests.
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