This is a very fun game. The combat feels fluid, not like you're standing in a box poking air in the direction of an enemy(as opposed to most kong games). Also, I like how the armor alters your look, so it's not just like, "You have equipped the skirt of +5 horse eating. I don't care if you can't see it, IT'S THERE!"
This is strange. I cannot move or do anything. Why exactly should I "play" a picture of some people standing on an island. More importantly, how exactly would I do that?