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Haunt the House

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Jun. 24, 2012

Rating: 4

Living people today are so rude! I went to the trouble of entertaining my party guests with a flying bathtub routine, and they all screamed and ran away! Now, back when *I* was alive...

Lab of the Dead

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Jun. 22, 2012

Rating: 1

I found some guitar picks in her pocket.

Lab of the Dead

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Jun. 22, 2012

Rating: 0

No matter what I do, I seem to be stuck at 99.3% completion. Does anyone have any tips for getting 100%?

The I of It

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Jun. 17, 2012

Rating: 0

Love the game, but I wish there was a mute button.

Lab of the Dead

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Jun. 12, 2012

Rating: 6

My zombie learned how to open a book! I'm so proud.

Lab of the Dead

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Jun. 10, 2012

Rating: 1

I find this game both intriguing and addicting. Nice job.

The Torture Game 2

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Jun. 08, 2012

Rating: 4

I wish he'd scream or something when you pull limbs of or scrape skin off or whatever when he's still ALIVE.

WereBox 2

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Jun. 07, 2012

Rating: 14

Cherry ice cream is bad enough, but Justin Beiber? NOOOO!!!! RED BOXES MUST DIE!

Developer response from NewStage

You are damn right!

The Torture Game 2

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Jun. 06, 2012

Rating: 0

Well, it started with all his flesh being scraped of with a razor...

REW

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Jun. 02, 2012

Rating: 1

I liked this. Instead of who did it, the question is why YOU did it.

Rebuild

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May. 27, 2012

Rating: -1

They call us the cowboys of Skyrim

Haunt the House

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May. 11, 2012

Rating: 5

I'm actually having a harder time trying to kill everyone than getting zero kills. There should be an achievement for killing everyone.

Pandemic 2

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May. 04, 2012

Rating: 7

Madagascar shut down its shipyard. A minute later, a ship sailed into Madagascar's shipyard. WHAT THE HECK?

Haunt the House

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Apr. 05, 2012

Rating: 7

Apparently, living people are all TERRIFIED of flying bathtubs. This game is awesome. Though I have occasionally noticed a glitch or bug or something where people I've terrified to the max jump out through the bathroom wall as if there were a window or staircase there.

Pandemic 2

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Apr. 04, 2012

Rating: 3

I FINALLY infect Madagascar - AND PERU SHUTS EVERYTHING DOWN! sdhjfagwqge5ugfesch

Haunt the House

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Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: 4

When I was scaring a woman in the bathroom, she jumped through the wall like there was a window I couldn't see!

Haunt the House

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Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: 5

"Oh my gosh! That totem poll is juggling! The horror! I think I'll run back and forth at the base of the ladder screaming but never actually climb it! Or, maybe I will... The attic should be a safe haven!" -The attitude of most of the people in the house

Dibbles 2: Winter Woes

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Jan. 15, 2012

Rating: 3

All this death for a Christmas list? I question the King's sanity even more than I did in the first game!

Dibbles 2: Winter Woes

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Dec. 30, 2011

Rating: 1

I like the animation for climbing better in this one.

Pandemic 2

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Dec. 28, 2011

Rating: 4

My experience playing this: Person 1: "President Madagascar! President Madagascar!" President Madagascar: "What?" Person 1: "We just got word that somebody in the US thinks he heard someone hiccup!" President Madagascar: "HOLY [expletive]!!! SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN! KILL THE BUGS AND RATS! HAND OUT BOTTLED WATER! THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!!" Person 2: "President USA, President USA!" President USA: "What?" Person 2: "There are hundreds of people all over the world dying of a mysterious disease that is immune to vaccines!" President USA: "Oh, that. Yeah, I know. Now go away, I'm watching cartoons and avoiding attending my mother's funeral." Later~ Person 2: "President USA, President USA!" President USA: "Now what?" Person 2: "Madagascar and us are the only countries that still have living people!" President USA: *sigh* "Close everything down. But keep the airports open!" Person 2: "Um, sir-" President USA: "Just do it!"

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