Living people today are so rude! I went to the trouble of entertaining my party guests with a flying bathtub routine, and they all screamed and ran away! Now, back when *I* was alive...
Apparently, living people are all TERRIFIED of flying bathtubs. This game is awesome.
Though I have occasionally noticed a glitch or bug or something where people I've terrified to the max jump out through the bathroom wall as if there were a window or staircase there.
"Oh my gosh! That totem poll is juggling! The horror! I think I'll run back and forth at the base of the ladder screaming but never actually climb it! Or, maybe I will... The attic should be a safe haven!"
-The attitude of most of the people in the house
My experience playing this:
Person 1: "President Madagascar! President Madagascar!"
President Madagascar: "What?"
Person 1: "We just got word that somebody in the US thinks he heard someone hiccup!"
President Madagascar: "HOLY [expletive]!!! SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN! KILL THE BUGS AND RATS! HAND OUT BOTTLED WATER! THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!!"
Person 2: "President USA, President USA!"
President USA: "What?"
Person 2: "There are hundreds of people all over the world dying of a mysterious disease that is immune to vaccines!"
President USA: "Oh, that. Yeah, I know. Now go away, I'm watching cartoons and avoiding attending my mother's funeral."
Later~
Person 2: "President USA, President USA!"
President USA: "Now what?"
Person 2: "Madagascar and us are the only countries that still have living people!"
President USA: *sigh* "Close everything down. But keep the airports open!"
Person 2: "Um, sir-"
President USA: "Just do it!"
You are damn right!