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Wirriam Hung.

The SETI (Sex Education Through Internet) program was set up by Egyptian Pharaoh Seti the Exceptionally Flatulent. In 2005BC (before croissants)millions of Mole people escaped from Egypt, shortly after parting the Yellow Sea, despite it’s location being quite a long fucking ways away from Egypt. Pharoah Seti was exceptionally pissed, because if they could be parting seas, why the hell didn’t they ever part the seas at a time convenient for the Egyptian Rulers?

It made no sense to have a boat, with dozens of oarmen, and getting all your soldiers seasick, when you could just march your army across dry land to invade your enemies. I mean, what the fuck? Or if enemy ships decided to attack, you could just part the seas around them, trapping them in place until they fucking starved to death, or surrendered. For the Mole People to take this military miracle with them was an insult to Great Egypt.