Epic Scene: An illustrious and brave Knight bravely and illustriously stands up the most illustrious and brave of the Gods. He strikes; he kills; he conquers, but then yells "HOLY $HIT!" as he is slain by a Medusa. "WHY THE FACK DOES THIS ALWAYZ HAPPENZ?" he bellows. He throws his modem out of the window, and bellows: I HATE ROTMG!
This game is the most epic on Kongregate. Don't understand? Lemme put this in "epic" format: Many shall rise, but many shall fall. A horde of great Knights bravely stand to the grandest of the Gods, but few shall return. A knight, a poor one, but nonetheless illustrious, is slain. He yells "NOOOOOOO!" and throws his modem out of his window.