petemclaux

charles darwin was famous for his theory that ice-cream tastes better when you eat it on a swing set, but strangely it only worked on saturday so he bought a delorean and fluxed a capacitor then fitted it and drove towards saturday near to sunday morning, as he was driving he heard a sound at the passenger door, he turned round to see god staring at him on the seat. god said “sneak me across the border, i’ll pay for the gas….” and then…