Shopkeeper: "I just discovered a new material to replace your bow!"
Me: "Ooo! Ooo! What is it?"
Shopkeeper: "I call it rubber! It is very easy to turn into different shapes."
Me: "Sweet!!! What shape did you put it in?"
Shopkeeper: "A ducky."
Me: "How much?"
Shopkeeper: "6 emeralds."
Me: "... I'll take it." *Grabs the ducky and leaves, gets rekt in combat the next day*
Shopkeeper: *looks at my remains* "I guess I might need to rethink that rubber weapon..."
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