Dumb guest reviews: "Laundry has a large queue" Well maybe it's because you're not using the one I just bought! "You need more elevators" Half of my hotel is covered in elevators! "I hate to wait for bowling" But when I buy another one you hardly ever use it!
The reason I don't like this game is because you have to do ALL 3 training games of a certain stat. I would like to chose the game I want to train my duck with.
These people only go to hotels for amenities... They check in, they go to their rooms, a minute later they come out, the rest of the day it's amenities, then they go out.
Like. I waste so much money on the rooms when they're not even used. Seriously. xp
I put a refrigerator in a Native's room. The Native goes in his room. When he comes out he says, "No refrigerator? My vacation is ruined!" Is he blind or something?
Animals in Vault Defense: Look at that freshly mowed grass! I would hate to mess it up! Let's just take the path, even though the grass way would be quicker.
PLEASE SAVE THE WHALES! Thousands of whales die from penguins catching them, stealing all their EXP, and selling them to the market! Just grow a goldfish into a whale and release the whale into the sea! Help, the whales need you!
Yes, I assume the all aquariums have a giant coral reef. They do have small fish, whales, squid, and eels mixed together. And to add to that, they even have aquatic birds!
President: We've invested all our money on your rocket, and you haven't even made it into space! Scientist: Oh, sorry sir, I used $9,990,000 to prevent the rocket from scratching when it falls.