He had put up a lindsay lohan poster in his room when he was 14, and thought that at least it was her biting him... 'Better her than a fat old man' he thought. Clutching his most prized possession, the lamp his wife gave him as a two week anniversary present, he slowly passed into Zombification. He was still stalking prey 3 years later... and did so until the army of ukraine decided to take matters into their own hands, and dropped several nuclear bombs onto the city of colombus, where the outbreak had first occured. This is the story of chorostor.
When the outbreak occured, chorostor was outside of one of the city of colombus's rescue stations. Just when he thought he might break through the crowds and get inside, a jeep came up behind him. It couldn't stop. It crashed through the crowds and killed at least 666 people. chorostor was almost as unlucky, as he was pinned under the jeep. Then, as if in a dream, lindsay lohan came out of nowhere... but she wasn't herself, it was quite obvious that she had been turned into a Zombie. Blood ran down her shirt, drenching it. Before chorostor could react, not that he could do much, being pinned under the jeep, lindsay lohan sunk her teeth into his head.
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