You should add more random pointless actions to the list like when you “eat key”
You should be able to eat lamp and die from the electric shock.
Or eat self so you can “you died from cannibalizing your self, but at least you were tasty”
Or eat pants “you died from pants poisoning” or “you choke on pants and died”
And look at self to “you’re wearing pants, shoes, and an AC, DC t-shirt”
Look at shoes “you found socks in you shoes though I dough they will help”
Look at pants “your pants are blue wit three pockets”
Look at pockets “you find lots of lint”
Eat lint “satisfying yet makes you want to puke at the same time”
And any thing else like that you can think of
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