I ran into some trouble with the difficulty of the 3rd sidequest, and that's the reason for the delay. It's skill based, and, unfortunatly for those that have laptops, mouse intensive. Oh well. Uploading now.
As you can see with the below two posts, some get the jokes, and others don't.
If you are one of the (Math.random(100))% of the people that do get the jokes, post this in your signature. Also, that statistic was totally not random.
I'm planning a full sequel. Work will start this summer, but if you look at the collaborations thread, there is a combat demo lying around there somewhere.
Thanks, Staypuff. You played like, ~10 hours straight, so, looking at the highscores, I initially thought you were cheating! ^_^ But seems I'm wrong. Be sure to check back everyonce in a while, for updates and such.
Deathmaker - You are doing it wrong, so wrong, sooo wrong.
I'll spoil one part of the secret - take off your armor and flee. Keep fleeing. Or doing whatever you're not good at. You know - magic for people with melee weapons, and melee for stavers.
"Lenna", a GIRL, is referred by the game as Old man.
I started with a 5, but after each minute, the rating dropped by 1. Here is your 1 for... well, failing at a lot of things.
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