Day 38
"Sheriff, we looted this sword and after checking google from the castle's internet we have found hundreds of accounts that it spawns dozens of dragons and is incredibly difficult. They say we need a holy grail of Jure, gravity guns and all sorts to beat it!"
Sheriff "Noted" *uses sword anyway*........*blasts dragons into abyss with auto-shotgun" "Pfft, why do I keep hiring these wimps"
I started watching the 'walkthrough' video, two minutes in when the guy who made it revealed he has never played survival mode I began to be a little dubious. When he opened the first car trunk and takes the melee weapon but leaves the gun and ammo I turned the video off realising this guy has clearly never played a video game in his life before.
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