Day 25 I just moved to Incapolis whi is caled the "trade jewel" It is a big city and merchants like me are flocking to set a shoppe in it, there was only 4 places left but i luckly arrived in time
Day 20 I replaced my trusty blacksmith for a tailor NAIIIIISSSE! I just need to stock up on some wooden shieldz and i will replacy my woodworker for tha DRUID! No nature rituals please
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SUPER-SECET DAIRY!
Day: 28732?
An soldier who wanted an axe to kill an giant came to me, I suggested that a set of drums was enough to defeat it, he taken it, week later the giant was on HIS side and then he thanked me for the "LEGENDARY DRUMS OF KHARM" and now i have this giant as my bodyguard, Today was a HISTORICAL day.
DIARY:
Day: WHO CARES?!?!?
Dear diary, a thief wanted herbs as an excuse for their parents-in-law i said HERBS? take this new dagger! kill them! He accepted this, today was an good day (also 2 customens today asked me for items WHICH I DON'T HAVE YET! and they are too advanced. Ill never meet them again)
"STALKERS SAID THAT MY CONINSITITURENTS WANT HITLE THAN ME?!?!?!? OOOH. Sneaky Dave will find them, then he wil tell me where you are and then ill get my DRAGONBORN SHOUT glided armour and - just when my options are spent ILL BAZOOKA YOU STALKERS!" - King Piotr when he saw his Coinsitutent support
" What's this .-./ ....-/ thingy eh? I never heard of this stang language WHAT THE HE- Wait... Sneaky Dave haven't told me everything, it seems that a new code ws impllemented! NOT VERY NICE!" - King Piotr when he got a strange letter
I CANNOT PRESS THE COMIETEEE BUTTONS! The S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S have ATTACKED AGAIN Respond with O=========|B| (BAN HAMMAR LULZ)
And F.O.R.C.E. (Flaming Organization of Responding with Class and Enforcement)
Stalkers? STALKERS? The only stalkers i know are those from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. game. But if you have problems with them... "If some sneaky types are going in my life then Sneaky Dave will take care of them! Don't ask how." - King Piotr
Whenever i try to run self-promotion ads i see a strange grey screen and on its upper left corner is the workd: "Hacking the game is bad mmmmkay?" I AM ONLY 14 YEARS OLD I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HACK, WHAT LIAR HAS DONE THIS?!?!?!?!?
Where is mSUICIDE button? maybays those "greeen naturalists" have stolen ot for PETA? OOOR a slinky congressperson got ot from illegal sourses and going to make a scandal? OOOR A slinky thief cloaked it in shadows never to be seen?
It doesn't really make sense that your character would randomly commit suicide under any given circumstance. As such, the option is not always available.
The not-so-united america SHOULD BE CHANEGED TO THE KINGDOM OF DIPLOMACY, BILLS AND SKULLDUGGERY!-PioTR
Also...H WILL PAY THE KINDOM DEPT?!?!?!??!?!1111
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