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I’m a country girl. I really don’t game unless I’m bored. I mean, really bored. I’m a huge fan of country music and Luke Bryan is my bae! XD I also am a bit of an author. On Wattpad I write Luke Bryan fanfiction, so if your into the kinda thing, my username on Wattpad is @Luke_Bryan_Girl. I spend most of my time on there! Okay, bye!

On July, 6th, 2015, Wolfey and I had a conversation like no other. We talked about how his butt slaves, Trace Adkins and Luke Bryan, are in his slave pen. Wolfey makes them write songs about butts, which is how we now know the songs “Honky Tonk Badonkadonk” and “Country Girl (Shake It For Me)”. The conversation started when I told Wolfey I was listening to a song about butts and the I wrote this, “Wow. After Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, it plays Country Girl (Shake It For Me)… Wolfey, stop messing with my playlist!” Wolfey and I have come to realize, music about butts are Wolfey’s pleasure. It’s all his fault! Blame him!