Enemy soldier: Hello sir! Enemy commander: Hey so you're the new recruit? Wait... why do you have an american uniform?!? Enemy soldier: Oh no reason... Enemy scout: Sir! Enemies are coming! Enemy soldier (in battle) :haha! eat this! Enemy infantry (in building): Hey Friendly Fire! Enemy soldier: oops! (secretly) teehee!
Nazi: Sir enemy in the area, me have mobilized a few tigers! Hitler: Forget the tigers! Send in all opel blitzes so they can just sit there as the enemy kills them.
Mission 8: Me: I'd better call in support i ran out of bullets! (only 2 houses remain) Me: I'd like a support package now! Guy: I'm sorry we're on a coffee break and cannot deliver your support package. Me: Wow... (had to quit mission and start over again)
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