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BASICS: Hi,my real name is jochem. i’m dutch, so don’t try to pronounce my name in an english way or something, because it will sound like someone arabian is trying to pronounce Honorificabilitudinitatibus. i don’t know if it’s a word, but it was once said by shakespeare. If you have sesquipedalophobia (fear for long words0 or verbophobia (fear for words), you propably stopped reading a long time ago. i assume you did anyways because the chance of you not caring is very high.
MUSIC:
My avatar is the logo of the red hot chili peppers(american), my favourite band. other bands i like are the rasmus (finnish), Coldplay (american, viva la vida rules!!!), Gackt (japanese), the offspring (american) and the bloodhound gang (american). i also happen to like akon (american), Spacekees (Dutch), t-pain (american) and chris brown (american).
SPORTS: I’m a big fan of fieldhockey, it’s one of the biggest sports in the netherlands and i am a goalkeeper. i play in the JB1 at MHC Goirle.
PETS: i have 1 dog, 1 cat and about 20 fishes. the cat and the dog do not fight, because the dog is chicken and the cat doesn’t care and is dumb like shit. the cat doesn’t eat the fishes, because she’s too damn dumb.
ABOUT ME ON KONGREGATE: the last time’i’ve been looking around on kongregate searching for great anonymous games, almost none of them has a badge. i’m online about 1-2 hours a day.
IF YOU HATE ME OR MY PROFILE, LEAVE A SHOUT. IF YOU LIKE ME, LEAVE A SHOUT. IF YOU SIMPLY DON’T CARE, LEAVE A SHOUT.

BTW: if you read this profile, or u really like me or u are really mad:P