pocoyo79's Comments

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Dibbles: For The Greater Good	Nov. 25, 2013 Rating: -3 That eardrum-breaking intro again? 1/5
Bloons Super Monkey 2	Nov. 24, 2013 Rating: 3 Shield-induced shennanigans + extreme tedious grinding = 1/5
Hexagon	Nov. 20, 2013 Rating: 2 Why not call it "Overshoot"? Arrow keys control? Tell the truth, you're in cahoots with keyboard manufacturers, and you get a part of the sales of keyboards that people need to replace the ones they smashed playing this thing.
Berzerk Ball 2	Nov. 20, 2013 Rating: 1 Indeed, the Meteor Strike is faulty as bananas. Getting really angry trying to Glide when it keeps sending me into the clouds regardless of my furious mouse clicking to avoid it. Also, that loud as hell intro every time. 1/5
Dawn of Darkness	Sep. 22, 2013 Rating: 0 If I wanted graphics in a mmorpg I would be playing gw2. I play in Kong when I'm away from the desktop. This $h1t runs 0.2fps and drains the smartphone battery in 15 mins. 2013 and game devs haven't figured what quality settings are. Specially in a yet another money sucking garbage that didn't deserve badges. ENOUGH.
Incursion 2: The Artifact	Jul. 07, 2013 Rating: -16 Armor games intro, eardrums pierced, 1/5, next game.
Hands of War 3	Jun. 03, 2013 Rating: 0 Armorgames? 1/5 because of that a s s loud intro, and not remembering to save the muted preference.
Papa's Taco Mia!	May. 27, 2013 Rating: 2 This game makes no f u c k i n g sense. I have meat alredy cooking and take 10 seconds to deliver someone that just entered? 95% waiting score. Someone spends 1 minute waiting while I deliver other stuff to people to arrived later? 100% waiting score. And 90% for those others. Get your s h i t together.
Caribbean Admiral	May. 22, 2013 Rating: 3 The sister was in a military fleet? What are you smoking, Vogd ?
Freeway Fury 2	May. 18, 2013 Rating: -20 Z release doesn't answer quick enough, and you keep jumping when forward when you want to use nitro. 2/5, keep trying.
Frantic Frigates	Feb. 23, 2013 Rating: 5 That last high comment seems pretty smart: Disregard the upgrade system completely, except to spend your money on upgrades that allow you to earn more money to spend on more upgrades that allow you to earn even more money... Yeah, way to go to beat the game!!!
Elements	Nov. 11, 2012 Rating: -22 Piece of shit game...
Death vs Monstars 2	Oct. 20, 2012 Rating: 2 Cool game, but way too laggy for the performance required in some levels.
Achievement Unlocked 3	Jul. 26, 2012 Rating: -2 1/5, I can play skyrim without problem and this turd goes 0.1 fps after a while.
Jelly Escape	Jun. 14, 2012 Rating: -8 Did my SPACE key break? Because I keep pressing it, and it doesn't skip sh1t.
Dawn of the Dragons	May. 13, 2012 Rating: -1 For anyone bored enough... by the way, how do you switch the way to attack in raids to "honor"? http://www.kongregate.com/games/5thPlanetGames/dawn-of-the-dragons?kv_action_type=raidhelp&kv_raid_id=119797&kv_difficulty=1&kv_raid_boss=kobold&kv_hash=8976B7iWe0
Fracuum	May. 03, 2012 Rating: 3 1/5 for the annoying music and no option to mute it.
Hands of War Tower Defense	Jan. 29, 2012 Rating: 3 This game NEEDS to remember the music/sound preferences. It gets annoying to have it on every time you start the game.
Zombie Minesweeper	Dec. 23, 2011 Rating: -4 1/5 for the pluggin.
The Last Stand: Union City	Oct. 23, 2011 Rating: 2 I had 2 heavy pipes on me, still the guy didnt accept them as quest item. You cant revive your partner. If there are a few zombies on screen, you cant control your character any more and you're screwed. 1/5.