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Minions

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Aug. 06, 2014

Rating: 2

free massages in Map #1 on 8/8/2014 at 7PM EST.

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Jul. 21, 2014

Rating: 1

When you wish upon a star, Makes no difference who you are, Anything your heart desires Will come to you. If your heart is in your dream, No request is too extreme. When you wish upon a star, As dreamers do. Fate is kind, She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of Their secret longing. Like a bolt out of the blue, Fate steps in and sees you through. When you wish upon a star, Your dreams come true. Fate is kind, She brings to those who love The sweet fulfillment of Their secret longing. Like a bolt out of the blue, Fate steps in and sees you through. When you wish upon a star, Your dreams come true.

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Jun. 16, 2014

Rating: -1

Greatest game

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Jun. 04, 2014

Rating: 5

i'm your best nightmare

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Apr. 12, 2014

Rating: 7

please put cup holders in the tanks

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Mar. 24, 2014

Rating: -6

they're stealing it from me!!! they're stealing the democracy and the government and the freedom! wolves! jackals! slut demons! they're taking my Presidency and my clothes and my comfy leather chair!! and cruelest of is all is that I am the one left here to apologize, to sympathize with all my friends and foes, because they refuse to give gratitude or regret over this treason and mutiny. so, I am sorry for the bad times, the wrong times, the end of times, and I am sorry for the inconveniences and the flaws. I enjoyed my own time here, with all my friends and foes, and will continue pushing legislation until they've pried my hands from the steering wheel of my basher. I am not the coolest guy here, but I am the President. I will go down with this ship. on august 14th, 2012, by a vote of 5 to 4, I was legally voted as the President of Minions and guaranteed a monthly rate of $200. while I now realize that I will never be paid, it has always been my honor. good luck, you goons

Minions

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Feb. 27, 2014

Rating: 6

"watch how quick I can devour a footlong" -DanielD431

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Feb. 18, 2014

Rating: -2

Kongregate should rename this game "just click QUICK PLAY"

Minions

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Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: 10

you don't have any friends to bring here, Danny

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Dec. 20, 2013

Rating: 7

these dumbasses who come on here and screw around with the players... it's obvious they are worthless in real life, and now they're proving they're worthless in internet life. we get it, you're a loser. you don't need to whine about other players, you don't need to have a temper tantrum on the internet, you don't need to complain to strangers about your inability to be social and intelligent. go tell your mom she failed you, go tell your priest that you need consoling, go tell the kids your age that you're sorry and you want to be their friends. find something better than a chat box, do something better than whining. good luck trolls, you guys need help more than us players.

Minions

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Dec. 17, 2013

Rating: 9

"im surruned by tards" - SplodgeDoc 12/17/2013 this guy might be the biggest idiot on Minions. stop trolling our comments, Lydya.

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Dec. 05, 2013

Rating: 2

Anna is my internet girlfriend.

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Nov. 24, 2013

Rating: 13

DanielD I think you come to Kongregate because more people hate you at Old CC... but we all hate you here too.

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Nov. 02, 2013

Rating: 4

fun fact: people hate DanielD at Casual Collective MORE than people at Kong. seriously, everyone calls him an idiot over there. here's his profile... http://old.casualcollective.com/#profiles/AssassinWT

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Oct. 30, 2013

Rating: 8

DanielD, why did you type: Under rating threshold (show)

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Oct. 29, 2013

Rating: 9

DanielD is the worst shouty, splodge, basher, doc, and stinger... so no one needs to ask that question.

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Oct. 13, 2013

Rating: 5

Roodry and idiot Daniel, take your temper tantrums to some other game's comments. you two are ruining ours at Minions.

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Oct. 05, 2013

Rating: 14

DanielD431 just went 2-17, 10th place.... he's part of the 85%

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Oct. 04, 2013

Rating: 9

Sploc did very little playing today, did do a lot of whining though.

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Oct. 01, 2013

Rating: 7

Best sinko ever.

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