ptc22's Comments

*My avatar* "Caleb! That thing you did was amazing!" (I never switched, i just handled him myself. What thing :?) Oh writing how you assume so much. (Still love the game though)

As the troops valiantly fought to protect their princess from the grip of a madman, one thought crossed all of their minds, "How many Extra lives does this guy have?"

Execellent game, and has a nice blend of difficulty, achievement, and hardcore parkour that makes this game a winner. The game keeps me wanting to see that jump at the end or just face the next level and see what lies ahead. The upgrades are satisfying and make my loot meant something, although max level doesnt just break the game. Decent soundtrack for what it was, and fits well with the game itself. Played for hours before i stopped, lots of love in this game and it shows. 9.5 out of 10, This game can steal my hours anyday.

RIP men everywhere. The yolanda's of the world outnumber us greatly.

"You finished the game, but you still lost." FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I dont have time to earn this, so i right clicked and pressed play and got my badge. Future is totally fine im sure of it.

NEEDS. MULTIPLAYER. SO MUCH.

Great game. I now need to see my doctor about my WASD hand, its unresponsive after the impossible badge.

Who are all these kids and why do they hate me so? (And why do the hundreds of them all have advanced rocket technology?)

Survival tips for impossible badge junkies: Use the knights helm as a safety net, and try to keep your movements and attacks seperate. Focus on dodging rather than hitting, and try to keep to one side away from spawning mobs. Make sure you stafe while on that far side away from the mobs so you can dodge around while the majority of your shots hit the mobs clumped on the other side. If you feel pain in your arm pause the game and walk away for a bit, it wont help to lose at 480K after you fail to dodge that meteor because of a cramp. Hope this helps and happy hunting.

Stop groaning in pain and pick up the soda it just shot into your face. Game complete good end.

Multi Shadow clone Jutsu! Beautiful game, 10/10.

Love the game. Actually lived up to the incredible standards the audience (me) had for the second one, and gameplay was decently improved with smart new maps and a slight difference in tactics were needed. I love it, but i have one question, where is the throwback to the game one here zombies? Would love to be able to summon MJ or venom....

"A thief sneaks into your cargo and steals 15 G!" But i was piss broke...

Loved it, MORE! "I Have 2 Days" Anyone?

I used the dragon so much he said "Screw this guy im outta here". He was appearing within two seconds and leaving the screen within the second. Then he stopped appearing all together after the next dragon ride. Glitch? Dragon abuse?

I didn't even fight too many people, i just rolled around like sonic and had a techno rave party to the second levels music.

The AI is very intelligent in this game, and it will exploit rash decisions on your part. The idea is to keep the AI on the defensive, and dont spread yourself too thin, if you have superior firepower, chase after the AI, but always leave behind a few troops for colinizing neutral planets, even if the AI later tries to take them, it will take them longer for them if you already have the planet partially colinized. Keep trying and succeed. Cheers~!

Great game, decent beat-em-up with standard mecanics but fun to play. Anyone else threw their sword at the start and lost it?

I like how i "save" the princesses by ramming them with a several ton object going hundreds of miles an hour, and throwing them thousands of meters downward so they can crash into the grou- OH IM SORRY I MEAN LAVA.