The problem is, none of the people who go 'wtf th gam isnt lodin' never care to read the description or look at the comments, and when they do, they just post hate and don't care to read any of the good comments.
"Sir, the tank is ready," Says Col. Sanders "Should we run it with only a little fuel to reduce wear?" "Yes, Colonel." Replies General. "Okay, firing the motor in 3...2...1...Sta-"BOOOM!