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Guy of My Dreams
Mar. 30, 2012
Rating: 26
Wish you could customize your dream guy. :(
Mar. 28, 2012
Rating: 0
wow, i'm dating criminals...
Demons Took My Daughter
Rating: 6
I think the undead (zombies) and the evil (demons) really don't like his daughter.
Robot Wants Fishy
Mar. 26, 2012
Rating: 11
I pity the world in 20XX where the world is inhabited by fire-spitting snails. =(
Papa's Pancakeria
Mar. 20, 2012
Rating: -2
Papa Louie must pay more for employees!!
Feudalism II
Mar. 17, 2012
Rating: 5
I can't believe my guillotine blade did 0 damage...
Rating: 4
If the heroes are some princes, then why are they called "wanderers"?
Mar. 14, 2012
Rating: 3
I wonder why the Far East Empire is partly in the Black Hordes and the South Deserts land...
Mar. 12, 2012
Bad idea: sending 2 rouges who wear no armor and have rusty swords into battle against a lv. 50 assassin.
Raze 2
Mar. 03, 2012
Rating: 18
When your Raze, your glad you're awesome. As an alien, you wish Raze would go easy on you.
Mar. 02, 2012
Rating: -5
How do you make a online profile?
Papa's Freezeria
Feb. 23, 2012
Rating: 2
The customers get free coffee. Plus, all they pay is tips. They just got a free sundae if they don't like it.
Mardi Gras Mayhem
Feb. 20, 2012
great game, nerdook!
Feb. 19, 2012
Rating: 1
Who in the right mind would throw a cat you?
Burrito Bison
Feb. 01, 2012
Rating: 8
"A bison is on the loose! I going to carry this giant pepper and hope when the bison lands on it, it doesn't get mad!" Gummy Bear
You'd think the candy bears would make stronger doors.
Jan. 31, 2012
Rating: 7
Why did the gummy bears bring you to Candy Land if you're going to crash them all?
How many **** doors are there????
"I'm going to run around on this pogo stick thingy, and let some crazy bison convict steal it from me!" Gummy bear
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