Quamp's Comments

Jun. 26, 2013

Rating: 4

If Plan A doesn't work you can always go with Plan B. Repeat everything the loading screen tells you and try Plan A again

Apr. 11, 2013

Rating: 15

Admit it... You tried to bounce Anna's boobs multiple times, even tho you knew this would'nt happen after the first try

Apr. 04, 2013

Rating: 2

On the later levels. Try taking the higher route. It´s a lot easier

Jan. 16, 2013

Rating: 5

I like how the music is in sync with every jump you're supposed to do

Nov. 29, 2012

Rating: 2

Must be a pain pushing the car all the way back to the place he started.

Nov. 26, 2012

Rating: 5

I thank the people for throwing loads of money, fuel and repair kits in the air! You never know when a rocket could fly by and need it!

Nov. 19, 2012

Rating: 2

The world is getting infected by zombies! What to do!? What to do!!?... ... "FAP FAP FAP*"

May. 23, 2012

Rating: 4

This game has the most amazing dialogue. You never know what is coming. Brilliantly done. It's like having a surprise in a surprise which actually is the hole surprise. like surpriception

Apr. 29, 2012

Rating: -2

5/5 even before i started playing! Just for the cigarette load bar! :D

Apr. 15, 2012

Rating: 0

"A surveillance camera?" MAJOR FLASHBACK!

Apr. 09, 2012

Rating: 7

Why are the cleaners so unlogical? "Oh here's some trash" *cleaning* "The room next to this one is trashy too, but i think i'll just go to the other side of the inn and clean that bit of trash first!"

Apr. 05, 2012

Rating: 4

A good strategy is that when you see an enemy you go immediatly to the left or right. go around them not besides them

Apr. 02, 2012

Rating: 31

So my girlfriend says in an interview that i am "experimental" in the bedroom. And my boss hates me for it... what the heck did i do? Is he jealous?

Apr. 01, 2012

Rating: 6

i think the linesman is so blinded by my skills, that he never flags for my offside passes

Mar. 09, 2012

Rating: 12

Okay i need a 8 to continue.. a 7... *turn card* damn another 7... *turn card* NOO! Another 7!! please no 7 please no 7 *turn card* DAMMIT! *turn card* finally an 8! Now i need a 7 to continue!! >.<

Mar. 01, 2012

Rating: -4

I died and now i'm in an endless loop of falling...

Feb. 25, 2012

Rating: 7

Oh hell yeah! Take that Madagascar!

Feb. 15, 2012

Rating: 3

Why is it always that an entire civilization has to be slaughtered before a hero shows up to deal with it!

Jan. 19, 2012

Rating: 10

Brilliant game! Some suggestions: The map is really streched out, maybe make it a little less wide. A health bar for every enemy so i know how many health it has left. A few typing errors but that does'nt really bother me. overall epic game! 5/5

Jan. 13, 2012

Rating: 0

I wonder what the reactions of the guards would be if your assassination was succesfull...