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Mob Wars: La Cosa Nostra

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Nov. 11, 2013

Rating: 8

How do energy-based games get badges, exactly? I get that Kongregate is totally on board with getting paid to badge a game, but surely the overwhelmingly negative PR from badging a game with Energy (i.e. a game that penalizes you for playing and wants you to leave and come back and play later rather than playing more now) makes it not worth it?

Developer response from kanoapps

We had a successful Hot Games promotion in early September which lead to these badges. There may not be a lot of cross over between badge hunters and our regular players, but ti helps make people aware of our games!

Jim Loves Mary 2

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Nov. 08, 2013

Rating: 17

Lots of fun up until level 20, then suddenly the game abandons puzzle solving for absurdly tight timing.

Bitzy Blitz

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Nov. 07, 2013

Rating: 5

Ok, having tinkered with the math, crit chance is 5 points "better" than multiplier - it's only ever worth raising your crit multiplier when the number of times you've raised your crit chance is 6 (or more) greater than the number of times you've raised your multiplier.

Bitzy Blitz

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Nov. 07, 2013

Rating: 0

The stats screen lists weapon damage as a percent, rather than an absolute value, so it's tough to know how much damage your weapon actually does compared to the other two - e.g. starting out, both the assault rifle and sniper rifle say 100% damage, despite the sniper rifle hitting much harder.

Steampunk Tower

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Nov. 05, 2013

Rating: 3

Just used Saws the whole way once I was done with using machine guns on the first couple levels, far and away the best gun.

Road of the Dead 2

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Nov. 01, 2013

Rating: 2

Pretty sure the command freeze bug can always be fixed by firing your weapon, for those frustrated with losing command of the game.

Captain Nutty

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Oct. 31, 2013

Rating: 53

This game desperately needs to let you upgrade how quickly the squirrel scoots to the mouse pointer - I don't mind earning this responsiveness, but I need it to enjoy playing.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 29, 2013

Rating: -3

For those investing in gun upgrades: Cocheta starts with his best gun, the Assault SMG, which is about equal with Diane's best gun, the Assault Rifle (her level 4 weapon). Do not buy his auto shotgun - it's not automatic, but costs more per upgrade than Diane's shotgun. Her shotgun is also terrible, and her Compact SMG isn't nearly as good as Cocheta's Assault SMG. When you're getting started, I highly recommend keeping Cocheta as your gunner with his SMG and Diane as your driver; his SMG should serve you throughout the main story, but if you're RP-rich, feel free to try out Diane's Assault Rifle, which is better at blowing up vehicles but worse at zombies.

Developer response from Sickdeathfiend

not entirely true. and diane's shotgun is considered by many the best gun in the game. It can take out almost anything in 1 shot if its upgraded.

Road of the Dead 2

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Oct. 28, 2013

Rating: 1

The guide keeps referencing "SWERVE" as a tactic, but the spacebar does nothing while driving. What's it referring to?

Army of War

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: 12

At level 21, the game switched to automatically loading the 'you lose' screen on level load. :'(

Gentle Gravity

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: 0

Why does the character respond so poorly to keyboard input? Sometimes he ignores keydown, and sometimes keyup (so he keeps moving after you release).

Open Doors 2

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Oct. 24, 2013

Rating: -4

Why is it so incredibly laggy?

Jack the Zombie

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Oct. 15, 2013

Rating: -1

Why is level 33 so much harder than 34-40?

Enough Plumbers 2

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Oct. 15, 2013

Rating: -11

This game would be strictly better with the ability to save progress partway through the level. Until/unless you let us save the game state, I can't give it a high rating - right now it's just frustrating/boring since you have to repeat the exact same thing over and over to get back to the part that's challenging you in a level.

Dillo Hills 2

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Sep. 18, 2013

Rating: -3

It just loads assets forever. :'(

Bloons Super Monkey 2

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Sep. 17, 2013

Rating: 5

Yeah, it spends your money in one transaction, then gets you the upgrade in another, so frequently you'll lose money but not get the benefit, since the first connection will succeed but the second will lag out.

Bloons Super Monkey 2

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Sep. 17, 2013

Rating: 2

Fails to connect, and the try again button just pops up another button to go to Nina Kiwi. One star until the game becomes playable.

Ragdoll Achievement 2

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Sep. 12, 2013

Rating: 1

Killing with spikes seems bugged - I just managed it, in a room with only jumpers, spikes, and rocket launchers, and it counted as a crossbow kill (no crossbows in the room).

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Sep. 11, 2013

Rating: 2

My only complaint about the philosophy debating part is that John Stuart Mill's handling of the Monster Paradox is terrible in that he doesn't stick to his guns and defy Socrates to establish the core problem with hurting everyone else to make the Monster happy. It's just like when Socrates defeats Protagoras with Free Speech - Socrates just assumes other people agree with his morality instead of backing up his claims. :'(

Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

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Aug. 22, 2013

Rating: -1

5 stars base, -1/2 star for the terrible scrolling mechanic that doesn't let me consistently skip the scrolling without skipping the dialogue, -1/2 star for consistently misspelling "its" as "it's". 4 stars, amazingly fun.

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