qwertyuiopazs' messages

Well anyways, it’s been 5 years since you’ve been on kong evidently so I doubt you care much for your username anymore. I don’t care for the WHEEE KEYBOARD SLIDE joke of my name, at least, but it could be worse. Are you actually 18 or older or did you join kong underage?

And no, we had not used this name before, we came up with it on the spot. The system seemed fine to, since when we replaced it with IHDATMNFTTBTMITSTCI (but the margin is too small to contain it), it submitted.

Updated problem with something I was saving that apparently got slightly viral (with at least 2 decent sized mathy youtube channels posting it)
Chances are you still haven’t heard of it before though.

Surely there is nothing more terrifying than to be surprised while recovering from being surprised. This time, any onlooker would’ve noticed a genuine amount of condensation between my legs. Would’ve… had I not forseen this event long past. A flashback to 30 years ago, when I first saw learned the truth from my mentor. In black and white, a image of my swearing never to let it happen to me. Since that day, there has been not one in which I have not been wearing pampers© diapers.
It all had payed off today. No walrus would ever publicly embarrass me. Especially not here, in the midst of Antarctica, where the multitudes of all seeing eyes known as crowds were a constant. No. Not today.
“You can’t scare me,” I said, certain that the foolish walrus would be unable to see through my ruse.

The foolish walrus didn’t see through your ruse; however, the wise walrus, BLOODYRAIN10001, did. He stared you down before letting it pass, figuring that he’d let you off easy today, knowing that if he spooked you again, that you’d suffer a heart attack. The walrus grew wings make of spooky scary skeletons and flew away, never to be seen again. Until tomorrow. Then he was seen again.

Why, you may ask, did it take so long for the wise walrus to be seen? Because I SLAUGHTERED ALL THE OTHER WALRI
AND ATE THEM FOR DINNER/SOLD THEM FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO EAT FOR DINNER
OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
(Since they were dead they couldn’t see him)
The next person to see him was me, in the sights of my gun
(btw I changed out of my diapers and now felt safe and was wearing bonafide tighty whitey man underwear)

too hard
spend a lot of time converting each string to singles
wasted that much time
2pnuhopschscjpsqkgtnsahdg1wsxgn4scjpsqkabcscjappsiphinpschstgbfpasuhaapucn4sfknnsfkgwsykrs1ppisqhascjkbshgpvsfjtcstapscjpsqkabcsqhdasrtopbszsqtehakcp1shgs7hgr6s35sopscjpstgbfpaskgsghsitackudntasha1pastg1s4hdsokrjcsfkgw

The problem is, I’m not really person who has any contact with imperial system, so I might be not understanding the whole concept of conversion in the task (I’ve read there’re certain problems with MPG conversion). Your ‘logic’ task would turn out to be either too simple or too complicated due to all the research I would have to make and both options are quite bad (because puzzles are never obvious). Well, or maybe I’m misunderstating it, w/e.

Anyway, I ask because I was actually reseatching it about month ago and google could give the answer quite quickly (I don’t really remember, it was something related to engine efficiency).