ragzy's Comments

WHY are dwarves living above ground, trying to drown a friendly dragon?!

Nice game, but god is she a bitch on a trackpad!

I like it, but dear God, does my trackpad hate it...

Once you click REROLL HEROES, you never go back... ._.'

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST TRACK PADS, YOU MONSTER?!!?

That twist ending...!!! M Night Shyamalan, eat your heart out!

The poor Queens face, slumped forward under the weight of poor decisions & ill-gotten gains, drained from the endless monotony of days, the futile & banal requests from subjects infesting her courtroom, the mundanity of royal life & never actualy visiting the Aqua Kingdom, the bills, the deaths, the countless deaths... perfectly mirrored as I hunch over the screen at Day 287 (@_@)

Yes trackpad, that is ex actly w hat I wanted t o do, thanks!

Jigsaw puzzle was clever, TIME puzzle on the other hand... A bit short but FRIENDS reference... Something to tide you over until the next Vortex point.

Anyone else want to use the knife on that whiney little French Bulldog?

Obey THIS, you twat!

"Create your own unique character!"- can only click random button "Choose an ability"- no explanations given Game hasn't even started yet & I'm annoyed.. Will see what happens if we progress past the loading screen..

Get schwifty! Props to the Buzzy Bee as well - hope this one wasn't too close to home :/

"Next Battle" button would be helpful...

Well, Mrs Miggins can just f_ck the f_ck off...

Trying to escape the mundanity of working in hospitality- gets forced to make cocktails for a free-loading drunk making a mess all over the bar...

Why do I look like Forrest Whittaker? ._,

The Effects of Too Much Kale

When you find that one piece & you start rushing through the Submachine like a nutter, slotting things here, stealing ladder rungs there, pocketing bits of rock, whooping & a hollering like a mad 5 year old, the rush, the Joy! the Ecstasy! you remember this place, you have piece for this machine, the lights are all blue & going BAZING! ... only to be trudging through every room 4 days later, lost, starving, alone, thankful the Submachine is empty so no-one can see you talking to a stone cows head as your mind unravels faster than the 8 layers- a Curse & a Pox upon Murtaugh!!

Circling Cop Cars is my favourite past-time!