randomeone

randomeone was an increasingly amazing person. growing up he had saved the world many times from stupidity and reality tv , he had many adventures with random events including the one below. in 2008 a russian tea factory exploded wounding 12 and causing fatal injuries to 4. shortly after the owner of the factory became a hero for saving a llama from shoop da woop , however when justin bieber stole the sacred chocolate cranberry waffle from the dwarfs world war paco started. this war caused the dwarfs to hold the russian tea factory owner for a ransom of 13 cents. the dwarfs ended up killing the factory owner because everybody was too selfish to give up 13 cents. the war ended when chuck norris roundhouse kicked the black off of michael jackson , thus giving randomeone chucks ultimate martial art abilities. randomeone used these abilities to stop the penguin armada from joining forces with the dwarfs and destroying the death star. and thats one of the many stories how randomeone saved the world between 2008-2009.