lol i change the eyes and got this
As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered an addiction to cheese.
He eventually became the first slug on TV.
Soon after, he bought a new TV.
He later married a slug named Linda.
Together, they had 11 kids.
He died at the age of 114.
As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he had a pet dog.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Diane.
Together, they had 21 kids.
He died at the age of 86.
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