In the line to enter hell...
Man 1: How did you die?
Man 2: I touched a wall...
Man 1: And you?
Man 3: I touched a butterfly...
Man 1: And you?
Man 4: In an attempt to avoid touching a butterfly, I walked left...
Man 1: Hmmm... I read the rule book.
Men 2, 3, and 4: Wow. You lasted longer than any of us.