If Its not loading then firstly, don't give it a low score cause your a noob!
Just (if not so already) then use internet explore, in stead of Mozilla Firefox, if that doesn't work, OR if your lazy then when it goes to the while screen with the little orange bar then just rightclick and click play and let it go for a while the little bar will go away!
"When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood he declines the syringe and asks fro a handgun and a bucket" you said "physic... Chuck Norris doesn't bleed" -_- the hand gun and bucket are for him to kill and take others blood