Tip: Store ALL your coins in the bank before leaving the game for a while.
Also, I have a question. Wouldn't it be kinda good to start every profile with something like an 'elixer of rebirth' or something? Because my character sucks atm. xD
Chuck Norris once stepped on a lego. The lego had maximum pain. NOTE: That was just a fail attention grabber. Chuck Norris played this game... He approves.
OH MY GOD! I finally got to level 2-...(GAME OVER!) ...Okay... I'll just try again... I gue- (GAMEOVER!) ... one more time. *5 hours later* FINAL LEVEL! OOH YEAH! Ooh. He looks tough. Giant robotic spiders. And a- oh my god. Can you make this game a little more easier? >.<
General: Arm the cannons! Get the balls! There is green penises cumming our way! Soldier 1: Oh no! Soldier 2: Uh, cap'n, those are creepers. General: OH NO! THEY'RE FLOPPY ALSO! Soldier 2: *Sigh* Soldier 3: GET DEM BALLS AND LET'S ROCK AND ROLL!
._. I love your sense of humor <3