I like how the guards seem to decide that if they can't find the assassin by running in circles for thirty seconds, they should just shut off the alarm and let him get away. It's very nice of them.
Every time I see a door, I formulate a very intricate strategy, like "Strafe the inner chamber with my chaingun before swapping to my shotgun to kill any stragglers." Then I open the door, and instantly freak out, mash buttons, screaming "AH JESUS KILL IT KILL IT" Doom. Gotta love it :) 5/5
Lazy game. Only one level, no count of bullets used, no score, no music, no way to adjust power.
Also, possibly stolen from http://www.stencyl.com/game/play/3276
1/5
The best comment ever. Ofcourse not.