redskul83

The Sekrit Code of Anonymous * Anonymous is devoid of humanity, morality, pity, and mercy. * Anonymous works as one, because none of us are as cruel as all of us. * Anonymous cannot be harmed, no matter how many Anonymous may fall in battle. * Anonymous doesn’t fall in battle, anyway. * Anonymous only undertakes Serious Business. * Anonymous is everyone * Anonymous is everywhere. * Anonymous cannot be out-numbered. * Anonymous is a hydra, constantly moving, constantly changing. Remove one head, and ten replace it. * Anonymous reinforces its ranks exponentially at need. * Anonymous has no weakness or flaw. * Anonymous exploits all weaknesses and flaws. * Anonymous doesn’t have a family or friends. * Anonymous is your family and friends. * Anonymous is not your friend. * Anonymous is not your personal army. * Anonymous is in control at all times. * Anonymous does not accept failure, Anonymous delivers. * Anonymous has no identity. * Anonymous cannot be betrayed. * Anonymous does it for the lulz. * Anonymous is humanity. * Anonymous are created as equals. * Anonymous is a choice. * Anonymous is an unstoppable force. * Anonymous has over 9000 penises and they are all raping children. * If Anonymous must have a name, his name is David. * Anonymous obeys the Code. * Anonymous is Legion. * Anonymous does not forgive. * Anonymous does not forget. * Expect us. --The Targets of Anonymous—— Anonymous has no specific agenda, save doing it for the lulz. This is an agenda that those who are not Anonymous fail to find the sense in; and thus the enemies of Anonymous are numerous and diverse. * Attention whores * Bill O’Reilly * Censorship * CIA * City Empires * Copyright Laws * DEA * Emo * Eric Bauman * Everything * LULZ KILLERZ * Failure * Furries * FBI * Fox News * FCC * Government * Gamestop * Intellectual Checkmate * Jack Thompson * MrFetch * My Chemical Romance * Neocons * Neowin.net * Oprah Winfrey * News Corp * Rednecks * Retarded Hypocrites like this Jew * RIAA * Rick Astley NO U * Rootbrian * Ryulong * Sarah Palin * Scientology * Sea Org * SOHH * Soulja Boy * Tim Couch * Tribal War * Walmart * You Everything and Anything IN LULZ WE TRUST We are the father who beats his six year old child simply because he spilled his beer. We are every chef that’s ever spit in some random person’s food for the hell of it. We are the pyromaniac who burns down the homeless shelter for shits and giggles. We are that feeling you get when you beat your pets; and enjoy it. We see some guy hang himself live, we laugh. A wrestler kills his family, we laugh. Some maladjusted Asian shoots up his university, we laugh. Fifty-thousand die in North Korea, we laugh. AIDS ravages a continent, we laugh. An Austrian Australian man locks his daughter in his basement for 24 years and fathers 8 children with her, we laugh. A religion invented by a psychotic writer swindles countless gullible out of their cash, we laugh, and then go kick his religion’s ass just for the hell of it. We aren’t some vigilante group righting wrongs. We aren’t your friends, your buddies or your saviors. Your feelings mean nothing to us. We are human nature unencumbered by pointless ethics, foolish moralities or arbitrary laws and restrictions. We are every dark impulse you have; unrestrained and fully realized. We are what deep down, you wish you were. We exist as a means for instant gratification, purely at our own whim. We have no culture, we have no laws, written or otherwise. We are an autonomous collective, each an insignificant part of a whole. You cannot assimilate us, we do not change. You cannot defeat us, we do not exist. You cannot infiltrate us, we know our own. We do not sleep, we do not eat and we do not feel remorse. We will tear you apart from outside and in, we have all the time in the world. You operate under the delusion that we will someday be outdated, that we might even see the light. You are irrevocably wrong. You are not special, you are not unique and you aren’t crusaders for justice. You’re a blend of college age who think that they can do some sort of good, and who are desperate to belong, to have attention. You have accomplished nothing, and you will fall. Enjoy your AIDS.