Quest: collect leaves.
hero: should i go to the peaceful forest of peace, where i can get nine leaves instantly, or the graveyard, where i have to fight 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000 zombies to get 1 leaf... i choose graveyard
so, the butler is an escaped fugitive who is a hired assasian... the clerk and professinal are con artist ... the gardener is brutally violent... are there no police?