He can still talk, he just can't read them. He gets other people to send him screenshots of posts all the time. Now that's his only way to see any of them. Which I find quite amusing.
A man has gone missing in the rural areas of [state], along with his truck. The last people who saw him said he was heading home late last night after work. This wouldn't be an especially notable story, except that on the same night: multiple witnesses reported seeing a strange object flying through the sky and a bright flash of light near a major roadway that this man was likely travelling on. When the witnesses investigated the strange flash of light after it was gone, they found some dark char marks on the roadway that seemed to have no apparent cause. We'll keep you updated if any further details arise. . looks like aliens got OJ's death ray.
He's a smart guy.