I KNOW this is America. Why? Oh because of the fat people everywhere,at least one gun in every household and the fact that military ain't telling people anything and running around shooting everything...good thing i'm Canadian ;)
My Phisophy On The Games Message: He's Giving Away Peices of His Life.....The Rattle,The Bear,The Necklace,The Clover....The Flower....All Peices Of His Life In Some Way Or Another....Beautiful Game....Beautiful
This News Report JUST IN: A Local Man Has Been Exposed To TOO MUCH Nyan Awesomeness And Has Had An Epic Overdose Indused Seisure,Resulting In Death,It Seems His Fnal Words Were Slurred,But Heres The Recording Form His Family *Recording Plays* Nyaaaan!Nyan....NYaaalllll *Chockes On Drool,Dies* Sorry To Offend ANYONE Or Bother Anyone
My Vote:(I Start At 0) Hillarity+1 Graphics+2 (I Love Retro Graphics In Modern Games :D ) Precision Jumping-1 Quirkyness+2 (Again I'm A Sucker For It As Long As It Doesn't Have Too Much Of It) Overall 4/5 + If You Agree
Heres a funny one:Once upon a time there was a rich mother and son who lived ina castle and a poor man who lived in poverty(not to mention a terrible house)One day the poor guy got so full of envy over the rich people he became an evil ritual master and kidnapped the boy.the mother got a sword and armor,went to the evil castle and killed the man.after that they fell madly in love and got married after the son realized his mom wasnt his mom after many nights out years earlier ;) the end!
Once upon a time there was a pretty but poor girl a dashing, young and poor man (im a guy,dont judge me,im telling a story!)And a rich,younger manWhen they were older,the girl captured the poor boy,revealed she was evil and was maing him marry her!The rich man however,became a knight and killed the witchy lady.Years later the men fell madley in love and lived with each other.The End thumbs up f you liked it!
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