As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he began work in the cake mines.
He later married a slug named Big Fat Bitch.
Together, they had -13 kids.
He died at the age of 18329.
As a child, he was considered very well-behaved.
As a teenager, he was a big fan of Rick Astley.
He eventually went to college to study Biology.
Soon after, he bought a swimming pool.
He later married a slug named Patricia.
Together, they had 16 kids.
He died at the age of 117.
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