I got the hard badge before the medium one. wow... why are there credits if there's nothing to buy? anyway, good game 4/5. Needs a restart button and multiplayer.
Yep. I love sea slugs too. No other animals. Why, just admire that trail of dead cats, dogs, rats, computer mouses, and staplers at the door. So, you like meat huh...
All 19 achievements. Finally got her to hate me. In other news...
Huh? Oh. Yeah, I'm really proud of my niceness. My extreme niceness is, of course, the reason the police are shooting me down. What? No, of course it's not because I have over 100 people concussions on the way here or because I have 8 mom's and 12 dad's. How do you even know that?
Yep, I hate the internet. So much, in fact, I cleared 20 whores off my boss's internet history. That's now much I hate the internet... Did you know I can breathe underwater?
I love computers though. I processed those numbers on that spreadsheet like no-one's business. Man, you should have seen me stomping those viruses. That's now I got the job of executive, but hey, if I ever get fired, like Floor 2 Room 3, we can just rob my parent's stash of money and a couple whores from the whore room while we're there.
Well, this WAS a nice date. Thanks for overlooking by ridiculously large red nose and pointy shades. See you again!
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