Welcome to Haven, inventor of the corners that never, EVER light up, no matter how powerful the flashlight. Inventor: Nothing could go wrong! -conveniently also his last words as a giant Scorpion leaped out of a corner and instantly tore his head off-
Captains log, 2: I seem to have been stranded in the middle of a strange desert place. I'm stuck in a building with no doors, but large windows with what seem to be turrets. For some reason, I find myself unable to use them. I also seem to be under constant attack from an enemy that only charges the front, only attacks during the day, and only walks in a straight line. I'm not sure what worries me more, the fact money appears magically in the base when I kill them, or the fact that if I let them go, they stand five feet from the base and poke their swords in the air at me...
-Ex-Captain Rob
After using a stop watch, and a google seconds to minutes converter, either Red and Google are in cahoots, or Red has an accurate mistake margin of 5% (Fairly accurate)
I listened to Apocalyptica - Deathzone while the intro played, totally by accident... You guys, it's what thy should have had o-o Seriously, you need to try it!
My story of meeting the "Where are you?" Pirate: I was moving along, doing quite well when my laptop battery was low. When my laptop "Battery Low" Warning sign comes up, it removes me from whatever I was doing to take care of it. after masterfully inserting my charger (paying no attention to the screen), my headphones suddenly blared "BLLBLBLLBLLBLL". Needles to say, I had a minor heart attack, tossing my laptop across my room. Fortunately, there is a bed on the other side., and THAT, lad, is the great tale of the legend of "Where are you" pirate.
I highly recommend anyone with Epilepsy does not play this game, or attempt to. Currently the game is broken, and the flashing light at the first lever COULD cause epileptic shock. Please, do NOT play this game if you have epilepsy, or other such reactions to bright flashing lights.
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