As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, he became a gradeschool teacher.
He later married a slug named Sandra.
Together, they had 30 kids.
He died at the age of 116.
As a child, she was known for playing the piano.
As a teenager, she was uncool.
She eventually dropped out of highschool.
Soon after, she bought a new TV.
She later married a slug named Michael.
Together, they had 25 kids.
She died at the age of 94.
As a child, she was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, she often got into a lot of trouble.
She eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, she opened up a small restaurant.
She later married a slug named Kenneth.
Together, they had 26 kids.
She died at the age of 114.
As a child, she was known for playing the piano.
As a teenager, she was a big fan of Rick Astley.
She eventually dropped out of highschool.
Soon after, she opened up a small restaurant.
She later married a slug named Stephen.
Together, they had 20 kids.
She died at the age of 106.
As a child, she was frequently bullied by others.
As a teenager, she was a big fan of Rick Astley.
She eventually went to college to study goldfish.
Soon after, she became a cashier.
She later married a slug named Thomas.
Together, they had 17 kids.
She died at the age of 102.
As a child, he was attacked by a lawn mower.
As a teenager, he suffered from Xenoglossophobia.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a cashier.
He later married a slug named Carol.
Together, they had 0 kids.
He died at the age of 92.
As a child, he was known for playing the piano.
As a teenager, he was uncool.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he opened up a small restaurant.
He later married a slug named Janice.
Together, they had 9 kids.
He died at the age of 109.
As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he played the tuba.
He eventually dropped out of highschool.
Soon after, he became an Olympic Octopus Trainer.
He later married a slug named Nancy.
Together, they had 14 kids.
He died at the age of 79.
As a child, she was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, she suffered an addiction to cheese.
She eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, she opened up a small restaurant.
She later married a slug named Steven.
Together, they had 6 kids.
She died at the age of 76.
As a child, he was sold online 6 times.
As a teenager, he was arrested 472 times.
He eventually went to college to study hamburgers.
Soon after, he became a cashier.
He later married a slug named Janice.
Together, they had 2 kids.
He died at the age of 85.
As a child, he was commonly mistaken as a walrus.
As a teenager, he had a pet dog.
He eventually went to college to study dolphins.
Soon after, he bought a new TV.
He later married a slug named Barbara.
Together, they had 5 kids.
He died at the age of 79.