I tried, I really did. But in the end, this poor copy of some many completely similar 'games' made my spirit leach from my bones and I nearly collapsed on the floor. I can only assume that Gamestop has got its claws into Kong hence the never-ending raft of these truly dreadful games. But this is really very bad indeed. And no boobs either. How on earth did this crap get badges with a 3.4 rating? Oh yeah, money....
Absolutely dreadful. A game like this should absolutely storm it here on K! but this won't and doesn't. Upgrades too expensive, no WASD, everything appears to kill you, controls too sensitive. 1/5 - an appalling waste of time.
3/5 at best. It promises so much yet delivers so little. Yes - lots of upgrades and great graphics but the whole 'AHOY' thing is very poorly thought out indeed. When falling at a certain speed, no clouds appear. In fact nothing appears below us as we fall, regardless of what we may have just passed on the way up, less for the first 3 seconds of free fall. I know this will be downmarked but this doesn't deserve badges until it's polished a good deal.
Derivative but fun. And it won't allow you to save so instant 1/5 in spite of being awesome. And you'll need around 300K to take down the final enemy - this game is a proper grind fest so be warned.
If you are having trouble getting the Bonus mission, simply shoot all 9 cards during normal missions and complete the game. Then go to the Trophy Room and the cards will be highlighted in gold. Assuming you have all 9, you will be taken to the Bonus mission - and good luck! :)
5/5 for this - great fun!
Ok thick question time - I apologise! How do I attack multiple enemies at once? As in, I want to use a Fire spell against 3 enemies, not just one? I've looked everywhere - is it possible?
Good game all round. I agree with some poster's comments about the upgrades. *But* I normally hate these sorts of games and I absolutely love this. Thank you to the Dev.
Nicely done if a trifle short. Obviously there is massive room for expansion but I thoroughly enjoyed playing it - for the 5 minutes it took to win. :)
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Thank you. I'm improving the game