rootbeermerc

I am the one and only CHICKEN KING. The Chicken King is the leader of the poultry, the slayer of the worms, the ruler of the coop, the one with the extra toes, the protector of eggs, the flee-er of cats, and the savior of the chickens. I am also the psycho, Fleshstick. Fleshstick has a “fork” which is actually a morphing piece of tech. Fleshstick also has a pet zombie named Meatbag, a robot named Shinything, and eats zombies he calls “the mean ones”.
Also, my friend is known as the Cheesemeister, a very snooty purveyor of fine wine and cheese. He speaks English as well as German. He has a tendancy to fart.