"you failed, and you call yourself a soldier." Are you fking kidding me? i just held off tanks, jeeps and thousands of troops for like half an hour!!!?!?!??!?!??!!?
Twas the night before christmas, and all though the town, evil red gnomes trying, to make everybody frown... but dont worry little kids! because santa knows best! that explosive house bricks (and an airstrike) are sure to save the world!
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i havent laughed so hard at a game, let alone a title of a game in a VERY long time 10 Jillion /5!!!!!
dang i was really looking for the credits, they sound funny, i just cant beat the whole damn game.. i wish i was a hero... i couldn't beat the whole damn game... now how am i gonna spend the rest of my day.... maybe ill watch a video... maybe ill press refresh and start again... wish me luck!
 "Epic Battle Fantasy 3"){kind=icon}
 "Bazooki: A Silent Affair"){kind=icon}
 "Whiteboard Tower Defense"){kind=icon}
 "Dreamsong Catcher"){kind=icon}
 "Palisade Guardian"){kind=icon}
 "Pandemic 2"){kind=icon}
 "Rebuild"){kind=icon}
 "Zombies Took My Daughter!"){kind=icon}
 "Garden Gnome Carnage"){kind=icon}
 "Robot Dinosaurs That Shoot Beams When They Roar"){kind=icon}
 "Transformice"){kind=icon}
 "Weapon"){kind=icon}
 "This is the Only Level TOO"){kind=icon}
 "You Have To Burn The Rope"){kind=icon}
 "Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!"){kind=icon}
 "Anti-Idle: The Game"){kind=icon}
 "Don't Look Back"){kind=icon}
 "Sushi Cat The Honeymoon"){kind=icon}
 "The Company of Myself"){kind=icon}