rusted's Comments

Game comments and reviews

Loved

Jun. 12, 2011

-13

This game would have been a lot more enjoyable were it not for the terrible, TERRIBLE jump controls. It's like your portly little body is making life more difficult for a world you're supposed to belong in. At least, that's the only 'metaphor' I got out of this piece of garbage.

Untangle

Mar. 18, 2011

1

3/5. The game has a major flaw in that it's not really an untangling game, it's more "Guess which like is on top". It's more of a guessing game than anything else, because all the lines are the same color and 2 dimensional.

Depict1

Aug. 29, 2010

1

Very fun platformer. Made me think.

Heir

Aug. 20, 2010

0

Awesome game. TERRRRRRRRIBLE ending. Also needs quality control for better playability.

Achilles

Aug. 20, 2008

0

Really glitchy. Archers firing at you from off the screen is lame.

Brute Wars

Aug. 16, 2008

0

2/5. Click randomly for a win! No strategy involved. Don't worry kids, you don't have to actually do anything for the game, it pretty much plays itself. At least the card was easy to get. Now I can move on to something actually entertaining.

Runescape

Aug. 13, 2008

0

Why can't I rate lower?

Ragdoll Cannon 2

Aug. 13, 2008

0

This game has no penalty for shooting too much, so it's really just "rapidly click the mouse button until you win." Fail.

Runescape

Aug. 13, 2008

-1

What the hell is this crap doing on Kon?

Amorphous+

Aug. 10, 2008

0

God this game sucks. If you could get hit more than once (which is usually accidentally by bad game design and controls) and live through it, it might be enjoyable.

Monster Basement

Aug. 04, 2008

0

Really short, but good. Never did find the number to the Salvation Army. Key behind the poster was just retarded. Had to find a walkthrough (the one linked on the door doesn't work) to find the golden pieces, since there was NO indication of how to find them.

Endless War 3

Jul. 29, 2008

0

Biggest piece of crap I've ever seen.

Merlin's Revenge 3

Jul. 29, 2008

0

Longest opening in the history of the world. Gameplay makes no sense, and comes with no instructions.

Tactical Assassin 2

Jul. 27, 2008

0

Not being able to look away from the scope to see the entire layout limits your vision, so that you're just constantly waving the scope around to see everything, missing most targets, and pissing yourself off. 1/5.

Pandemic 2

Jul. 26, 2008

0

Was enjoyable, up until I realized that once they close all transit, or Madagascar closes it's ONLY means of travel, you're screwed. Fun to start, way too easy to lose. 2/5.

Typing Ninja Hunter

Jul. 11, 2008

0

Most boring game I've ever played. Got to 25k exactly, then just died so that I could go do something else. There was never more than one ninja on the screen, and the only one that got past (until I started letting them) wasn't even any word in English.

Hedgehog Launch

Jun. 21, 2008

0

Very enjoyable. Neat concept. Too hard to see where you have to fly sometimes, or which direction is best. Made over 400k on day 15 with a 4+ minute run. Thought it would never end.

Doeo

Apr. 22, 2008

0

Meh, fun and original, but gets boring fast.

Boxhead: The Zombie Wars

Apr. 18, 2008

0

Wait, this pile of crap won a TOP PRIZE? Way to go people.

Super Energy Apocalypse

Apr. 18, 2008

0

Good until about level 7, when the game just gets too ridiculously cheap to enjoy.