So... and what exactly does my character's wife thing about him racing ducks? Or does he have a wife? If not, this isn't the kind of thing that attracts women. Oh well, neither is sitting on the computer PLAYING a game about training and racing ducks.
@HighLordVin Ha. The game is for players who want to get away from mainstream FPS games. Call of Duty is unbalanced, BBC2 is boring after a while, Homefront also gets boring, Counter Strike has to many mods, etc. This is really good, let's see you do something this well.
Stop trolling this guy. I can believe he tried, because I actually think this will be good if it's ever finished. Most of you people who think this is so easy to make, and that programming is easy, go make a game.
Perfect song for a perfect ending. Well... almost perfect ending. The game was easy and somewhat lackluster, the only part that scared me or caught me off guard every time I played was the guard getting killed at the beginning, but the cutscenes were great. Voice acting was awful and unbelievable, but what the game really shines in it's cutscenes and puzzles. 3.5/10.
You've got a great concept here, but it's not as well executed as it could have been. It would have bee great to have different types of revolvers, bullet proof vests, stats, (Health, Defense, Draw Speed, etc.) and such. It's a shame too, because I would've loved to play this game as a somewhat RPG. I also would've liked to throw knives at people. What? I'm mean.
God- Isn't it just a beautiful, peaceful world Lucifer? Lucifer? Lucifer- What? Huh? I was too busy throwing civilians and houses around, and smashing them with anvils and gauntlets. And other random stuff. God- O_O
Um... am I the only one that noticed that it says that Shorty is the best sharpshooter but Vinnie has the most precision? I think Vinnie and Shorty should switch stats...
"Hey look, some blood on the ground. Maybe we should follow it!" "Heh, that's pretty funny Joe." "No, I'm serious." "Dude, it's not funny anymore." "But-" "Not. Funny." "Fine then. OH MY GOD! THE BOSS IS DEAD! RUN AROUND IN CIRCLES!" "Um... ok." "Hi guys whatcha doin'?" "Running around in circles til' we find a guy." "Sounds fun." "OK that's it, I give up. Wanna go get some coffee?" "Sure." All the while the assassin is escaping through a random hole in the ground that magically appeared.
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If you want to kill all the spaces shuttle people! Do it now!
If you find yourself honestly saying: "I meant to do that!" Then either A: There's something mentally wrong with you, or B: You're not playing it right.
Yes, officer. I do have illegal drugs. No, officer. I didn't kill all these people. My bullet killed all these people. Yes, that's right officer. Yes, my BULLET. Not my BULLETS. One bullet. It wasn't me.
Hm? What's that you say? You're wondering why your in the military why you have to buy your weapons off the Black Market? Darnit, soldier! We didn't hire you to ask questions! Get back to work! Hm? Say again? No, actually we don't enough about it enough to assign more people there, and give you weapons, and repair it for free. Now stop asking questions, and defend our new pink house! Now, soldier!
You idiots! You lost our pink papers with pink intelligence on it, written in pink ink, held in our pink house! Maybe pink wasn't stealthy enough, as we planned. Dangit!
Ugh.... are you kidding me? The mouse just magically moves away from the bugheads. No, don't tell me it's my mouse's fault, all my friends have the same problem.
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