Hey, I'm not saying this game is bad! This is one of the best games on this site. Now I'm realizing that impossible badges are supposed to require tons of devoted time, so I guess It's just me that's not great at this game.
Easiest way to get badge: when you hit water after the 2nd run right click and hit play. It will keep the cash you got and take you to the shop, and you can do the level again. keep doing this until you have a decent amount of cash. max your style points, and make sure you are staying on level 1. keep buying stuff (thrust most important) until you have over 1000$. Then buy everything. Get about a 30 degree angle and go for max power. as soon as you launch use all 3 thrust. the use a ski each time you hit water. after those run out use the fish when you hit the water. rate up to help others!
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