ryoob

_{A King in Refugee}

_{I got moves like a Jagger}

I broke into a soda can once. It got a restraining order against me but that didn’t stop me from drinking it.

Did you know windows are see through yet you can see things behind you when looking into one?

I know 6 things about you
1. You touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue when you say no.
2. You just tried it.
4. Your under the age of 50,506,321 years.
5. You noticed there was no 3\three.
6. You noticed that I used the wrong slash marking.
7. You will feel retarded from reading this entire thing knowing that it was all true.

You know 6 things about me
1. You know my kongregate username is ryoob.
2. You know I took my time to reach the rank I currently am on kongregate.
3. You know I’m a dude and if you didn’t know you know I’d kick your ass for not knowing.
4. You know I’m awesome that’s why you continued to read this.
5. You know I’m so awesome I did your mom and if you didn’t know that, well…Hello son.
5. You know that I can’t be denied cause you continued to read the rest of my profile.
6. You know I took my time to type all this up.

I like flowers.. They smell like flowers and attract the kewlest insect ever-The bee.

I have a pickle in my pants!

I love pie!

Herpa!