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Globetrotter XL

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Jul. 11, 2011

Rating: 3

gah, 60 pts. from passing level 9. this game is strangely addicting and a nightmare! Geography buffs can't even do this...

Hacker vs Hacker

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Jul. 02, 2011

Rating: 3

Getting gold on the final levels: wait until you can research Vienna, then spam them in the 2-4-6 slot. For whatever reason, the AI fails to realize that once they split, the 1-3-5-7 is wide open. Worked 100% of the time as long as you can play simple defense for a couple minutes.

Ultimate Assassin 3

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Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: 4

-_- Heeeeeeere we go. On the road to 90 perfect levels...aaaaaaaaand 1 down! Sweet

Zomgies 2

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May. 27, 2011

Rating: 141

wow, if it really takes me 20 tries to get past level 3, the damage and number of behemoth guys that come in that level has completely missed the difficulty curve.

Cardian

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May. 27, 2011

Rating: 4

Easy way to get the hard badge, especially for taking on the Beholder: Use Parting Gifts with Peasants and only Peasants. Spread them out so they don't take down the enemy too quickly unless an enemy is close to your portal. I also threw in 4 Siege Engines just in case. ALWAYS WORKS!

B29 Assault

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May. 16, 2011

Rating: 0

Um...I guess in the world of old Kong games, 3 levels = 6 levels...got my badge after only doing London, Sydney & D.C.

Animal RaceWay

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May. 14, 2011

Rating: -2

So stupidly fun! I found myself screaming at my shark to "GO FASTER" when it came down to a photo finish.

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 10, 2011

Rating: 4

What are ya doing today, Clarence-ol'-buddy? Oh not much, eradicating scorpions, speaking to the undead, becoming a virtual being and running over whores in my car. Ya know...the usual. Oh yeah, and I have to find this guy. Geez, the nerve of these execs asking me to do THAT task? Come oooooooooon.

Elephant Quest

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Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

oh man, I cannot get over the script of this game and the clicking outside the game auto-pause text. epic ability tree too, epic EVERYTHING! 5/5 good sir and I've only played for 45 seconds!

Multitask 2

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Apr. 05, 2011

Rating: 1

ARGH! I hate that balance beam, 5/5 on the game...simple and masochistic

Treadmillasaurus Rex

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Feb. 25, 2011

Rating: 3

If you lose a life with +2 increased game speed, you're pretty much screwed two lives in a row because the new T-Rex doesn't have nearly enough time to react and get away from the lasers before immunity wears off.

Refraction

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Feb. 11, 2011

Rating: 0

The game was a bit slow to start over the first 10-15 levels, but improved greatly with the combiner and smaller laser feeds. Solid game. 4/5

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Sep. 11, 2010

Rating: -5

"The weak lose their freedom to the strong"? I didn't really catch the reference there, unless it was an attempt at Marilyn Manson's song, whose lyrics state: "The weak ones are there to justify the strong." Nice try?

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Sep. 10, 2010

Rating: 4

fantastic & diverse animation graphics for attacks (players and enemies!), hilarious script and in-battle text. a bit perverse, eh? and it's not too long. O.o For such a simple game, you hit the nail on the head with this 3rd release, kupo707. WELL DONE! 5/5!

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Sep. 10, 2010

Rating: -2

WOOOOOOOW, Squid Arm - Type: Rapist Tentacle...you kidding me? The "mature" humor is funny, but c'mon rape isn't funny. Now murder IS funny.

GunBot

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Sep. 03, 2010

Rating: 1

You guys at Berserk never fail to amuse. Excellent and simple graphics, never got sick of the looping music (good choice), straight-forward concept with a wee bit of a challenge with staying alive. My ONLY complaint about the game is making those stars a bit harder to find. For a meaningless add-on to the game, they are blatantly obvious. Perhaps force players to take a couple leaps of faith.

Death vs. Monstars

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Sep. 03, 2010

Rating: 3

Good God, that boss is nearly impossible to beat using a trackpad since i keep highlighting the screen and nearby text and can't move.

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Mar. 30, 2010

Rating: 117

wow, not what i expected by the title. hilarious game! one word: BADGE (or maybe BADGES?)

Splitter

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May. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

star badge isn't working for me, i've finished every level and gotten every star at least 3 times, but my counter is stuck at 20/25

Crush the Castle

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May. 11, 2009

Rating: -1

good concept, but this was WAAAAY too easy

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