of course it has to go for another BS badge "Actual time may be more or less than 4 minutes depending on your processor speed" meaning scrape the dust off a super old POS machine or you have no real hope of beating that "timer"
It's real simple to beat. Do NOT get ANY sword levels until you get armor and magic to 8. Mainly get armor first to help you survive, then when you enter the castle/dungeon, seek out the purple blob monsters. They're huge, don't move, and super easy to avoid their attacks by just jumping. Then with your minimum damage, mass combo the two (one on each end) for insane exp!!! You could probably even get the "99999" exp it says you need after the skill reaches level 8.
Best way to level up, only get magic and armor, do NOT get ANY sword levels. Then when you get past the gate, seek out the purple blob things. They're large enough to hit on the ground and at your highest jump point, they don't move, and their attack is insanely easy to avoid with a simple jump. Then just mass combo exp them, and you can probably get the "99999" exp it says you need after you get magic and armor 8.
Clearly they must be saying "We don't want to hear your reports of glitches" since whenever I try to send a report, it just gets stuck on "loading" and crashes everything... hm... how to report a bug about the bug report...
It's official, I am too epic for this badge. My cursed golem with armor and resistance of "yes" was finally killed by that glitch. I don't think he could've died any faster unless fully unequiped and tanking the entire map.
One of the easiest combos to use, the insect thing (for swarm and massive swarm) and cursed (yes, -2 all stats, but you get 20 all resists) which is lame early on, but is highly useful later when you run into the ice and fire golems constantly. And a nice pair of running shoes. Nothing I've seen is immune to poison, and though it's small damage, but hits constantly, fast, and over a duration. I've dropped bosses on just 1 swarm spell. Then just focus purely on int for your levels, and try to find a good balance of int/will with your items, making sure you have high fire/ice resist in the later levels so you don't die from those golems.
I still never got my badge from the first to last times I clearly went past the 15th floor, unless there really is no "15th floor" and you drop to higher floors (or the same ones)
that should be an "Impossible" badge, not hard... 5 "days"? or LESS?! especially with needing to know all the tips and tricks, and land everything as close to perfect as you possibly can, or refreshing the page to start over because you fell a few short of that one vital upgrade
10 fully upgraded magnets to collect coins, everything else all fully upgraded lazers... wait until the boss gets close, then open up on him... it only takes like 5 seconds with that much firepower
not sure how to get the last two... "Lagtastic" and "Totally worth it" any ideas? I can't possibly fit anything else around the ship, I've bought and used every last space possible and available.
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