ALL Achievements!!:
1st row: play the game, buy TV and turn it on (You'll be rickrolled), watch ukko spin 1000 (unlock with 10 achieves), save 1337 money, buy the bomb, equip it and click (you'll explode!), buy atari 2600 and play the game (Worst game ever), 2nd row: play 30 seconds, then 10 minutes, then 30 minutes, then 2 hours, then 6 hours, 3rd row: spend 100 money, then 500, then 1000, then 2000, 4th row: buy the awesome face, buy the money printer, 5th row: level up once, then be level 5.
ALL ACHIEVEMENTS, PASS IT UP!!!