@JCMINDEED Could you please remove your link that is copying mine? If you want to talk about it, I'm in The Parking Lot. I don't appreciate you copying my link though. The fact that its folder name is the same as yours, doesn't mean its yours. Things like that just happen sometimes.
For those who can't beat it, this is proof the first level is do-able.
This is me beating it.
http://i440.photobucket.com/albums/qq129/jcmindeed/misc/level1.jpg
 "Penguinz"){kind=icon}
 "The Worst Game On Kongregate"){kind=icon}
 "Perfect Balance: Playground"){kind=icon}
 "Parachute Retrospect"){kind=icon}
 "Drift Runners"){kind=icon}
 "Perfect Balance: New Trials"){kind=icon}
 "Tilt"){kind=icon}